"I’m not mad about that. I’m mad that you’re telling me this stuff. I think my parents would want some privacy about some information."
"Are you kidding me? You would have learned all about their sex life. Kushina would have explained everything to you before you were sixteen. Just you wait till you live with a women. You will know what pain really is and how someone can bleed for a week and not die. Humans are scary creatures."